thegestianpoet: LEMME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHIN’ ABOUT CANTON EVERETT DELAWARE THE MOTHERFUCKING THIRD. DIS BOY GOT WHAT WE CALL SWAG. SWAG, MOTHERFUCKERS. SO MUCH SWAG IT HURTS. LOOK AT HIS FINE FACE, ALL SASSY AND SHIT. CANTON EVERETT DELAWARE THE MOTHERFUCKING THIRD DON’T GIVE A FUCK. HE DON’T GIVE A FUCK THAT HE WAS KICKED OFF THE FBI FOR LIKING BLACK DICK. HE DON’T GIVE A FUCK THAT ALIENS ARE REAL. HE DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU OR YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SILENCE OR ANY OF THAT FAKEASS SHIT. THE TARDIS? NO SHIT. LET ME JUST STRAIGHTEN THAT BOWTIE FOR YOU, ONCOMING STORM. AMY’S PREGNANT? HE WOULDN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, BECAUSE HE FUCKS DUDES. THAT’S RIGHT. THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL DEFEAT EVIL AND THEN HAVE GAY SEX. PROBABLY IN THE OVAL OFFICE. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE HE JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK. #SWAG

thegestianpoet:

LEMME TELL YOU A LITTLE SOMETHIN’ ABOUT CANTON EVERETT DELAWARE THE MOTHERFUCKING THIRD.

DIS BOY GOT WHAT WE CALL SWAG.

SWAG, MOTHERFUCKERS. SO MUCH SWAG IT HURTS. LOOK AT HIS FINE FACE, ALL SASSY AND SHIT. CANTON EVERETT DELAWARE THE MOTHERFUCKING THIRD DON’T GIVE A FUCK. HE DON’T GIVE A FUCK THAT HE WAS KICKED OFF THE FBI FOR LIKING BLACK DICK. HE DON’T GIVE A FUCK THAT ALIENS ARE REAL. HE DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU OR YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SILENCE OR ANY OF THAT FAKEASS SHIT. THE TARDIS? NO SHIT. LET ME JUST STRAIGHTEN THAT BOWTIE FOR YOU, ONCOMING STORM. AMY’S PREGNANT? HE WOULDN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, BECAUSE HE FUCKS DUDES. THAT’S RIGHT. THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL DEFEAT EVIL AND THEN HAVE GAY SEX. PROBABLY IN THE OVAL OFFICE. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE HE JUST DON’T GIVE A FUCK.

#SWAG

(via mfreems)

Source: thegestianpoet
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