February 2011
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January 2011
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SUPER SOLVERS TREASURE MOUNTAIN
Omg, guys, I learned how to use an emulator so I can play decades-old games on my space-age Mac. HELLS. YES.
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Oregon Trail Diaries
The good news: we have made it to Oregon.
The bad news: by ‘we,’ I mean Colin and myself. Bradley and Martin both tragically drowned, though neither of their deaths were as stupid as Benedict’s. We were trying to surf a covered wagon down a damn river. In retrospect, we have had better plans.
Oregon Trail Diaries
STOP SETTING THE FUCKING WAGON ON FIRE, GUYS.
Oregon Trail Diaries
Bradley got lost for five days. Colin was missing for four. Am suspicious. Went out and shot a bear, then found out it was actually one of our oxen. Should probably not hunt while drunk.
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Oregon Trail Diaries
Wagon caught fire, causing 600 bullets to explode. I don’t know who was having a post-coital cigarette next to the ammunition, but I will find out and make them walk behind the wagon. Colin broke his arm. He cried.
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Oregon Trail Diaries, Episode One.
Colin Morgan, Bradley James, Martin Freeman, Benedict Cumberbatch and myself headed west. At the first river crossing, Benedict drowned. In 3.5 feet of water, I might add. Wtf, Benedict. Were we that mean to you?